“Quinton’s fat ass waaaay back there. Homie can’t keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt, I’m like nobody here wear size Equator!”

HAHAHHAHAHAHH

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lol, as did this.

This came up when I googled my name.

Casual Grandma.

I’ve taken to watching really terrible French movies on netflix.

HAHAHHAHA, this scene was crazyyyy

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, by Peter Greenaway.

David Bermant’s foundation has audio commentaries by him on every single one of his pieces.

He is absolutely ridic.

Otto Piene (pronounced “Pee-nuh”), was featured at the List last fall.

"Yeah, he looked really good at the beach so I was like, checking him out."

"Kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump."

"It’s a good thing he has a fat mermaid on his arm, because I am a fat human."

When my grandad gets drunk on holidays

whatshouldwecallme:

I wish this is what happened at my holiday family functions.

HHAHAHAHHAHAA

lollolll

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